Do you people watch this show? Do you watch Grey’s Anatomy? Do you, like me, cry every single week at fictional characters leading far more interesting and poignant lives than my own? I swear every week that I’m going to stop watching because I can’t handle it. It’s going to give me a heart attack, which will put me in the hospital where I will be treated by doctors and interns (because I’ll go to Northwestern, a teaching hospital) who are far less attractive than their counterparts on Grey’s. I would never nickname one of them McDreamy and the whole experience will be expensive and not at all sexy.
Or at the very least, I’ll end up in counseling… which I probably could use anyway.
Oh and BTW, what is up with the marriage proposals? Is George crazy? Is Burk crazy? Have they all gone crazy? Where can this go? What’s going to happen? WTF, my friends, WTF?
Everything else tonight is a rerun (thanks to my dual tuner Tivo—quite possibly the greatest invention man has ever known—I have Ugly Betty, The Office, 30 Rock and Scrubs also taped for my viewing leisure), so maybe I’ll go to bed now.