Me: Do you want to hear a story?
Her: [Side glances]
Me: [Can hardly contain my excitement] It’s about a Go Lean bar.
Her: You tend to become very fixated on things.
Let’s stop here.
She’s right. I do have a tendency to become fixated. Right now, I’m, let’s say "kind of," obsessed with Go Lean bars, which I suppose is, again "kind of," strange.
Why Go Lean bars? Is because the cold has forced me to take shelter in my one-bedroom apartment causing me to neglect any semblance of a social life I once had only leaving to replenish supplies crucial to my survival in sub-zero temperatures... supplies, like say... Go Lean bars? Or is it because I don’t have a current love interest, much less a crush or a recent hook up to take up the precious, but so little, space my brain has to devote to drama? And so, I think about how much I love Go Lean bars instead? Your theories are compelling...
Honestly, I don’t know what got me so hooked on these scrumptious little bars of peanut and chocolate heaven that I am reduced to blogging about them. But, if you have not tried these, let me tell you why you simply must:
- They are awesome.
- They have about the same amount of calories and fat as a granola bar, but are so much more satisfying (and bigger).
- They have chocolate… and it’s not waxy, nasty chocolate like other high-protein, high-fiber energy bars.
- They satisfy the need for salty and sweet and can take the place of that pint of Ben and Jerry’s.
- They are a great mid-day pick-me-up or pre-workout snack.
- They are awesome.
3 comments:
superiority of go lean bars aside... you may have a problem.
this is truly the post you were always meant to write.
Destiny fulfilled. I can rest now.
Post a Comment