SP: Lou, let’s play 20 questions.
SP: It will be fun.
SP: OK. I’m thinking of something. Go.
Lou: Is it your dog?
Lou: Is it Katzy?
Lou: Does it come in pill form?
Lou: Can I get high off it?
Lou: Is it a shoe?
Lou: Is it my shoe?
SP: No. I just said it wasn’t a shoe.
Lou: Well, if it’s not a shoe…
Katzy: Is it an animal?
Lou: Is it an eggplant? It’s an eggplant, isn’t it?
Katzy: Can I eat it?
Lou: Wait! But, you said it was a vegetable...
SP: No... that means it’s made of vegetable material. Everything is either made of vegetable material, animal material, or mineral material.
Lou: Is it a boca burger? Those fake meat crumbles?
SP: No. It's not something you can eat.
Lou: I don’t get it.
Katzy: It means it is made of natural material.
Lou: OH OK… Is it the dog?
SP: You already asked that. And the dog is made of animal material.
Lou: I’m with you now. Go on.
Katzy: Does a professional use it?
Lou: What do you mean “professional”?
Katzy: A tool of a trade.
Lou: But if it is a vegetable, wouldn’t a chef use it? That’s a profession.
Katzy: No. That’s not what that means.
Lou: I really don’t get it. Just… nevermind.
Katzy: Do we have one of these in the apartment?
Lou: Can I eat it?
Lou: Is it in your refrigerator?
Katzy: Is it wood?
Lou: It’s chopsticks isn’t it?
SP: No, but good guess.
Lou: Is it pointy?
Lou: Could I stake a vampire with it?
Katzy: Vampires aren’t real Lou.
Lou: And all this time I thought one was hiding under my bed... now I will sleep easier knowing the truth. Thank you.
Lou: But this is a perfectly legitimate question. If I needed to stake a vampire, would I use “this” to do it?
Lou: It’s a toothpick isn’t it?
Lou: Damn right it’s a toothpick.