The Hilarious Things We Do

This is the only known photo of @ and I together.

Lou: @, give me my number back.

@: No.

Lou: OK...

Lou: I want my number back now.

@: No.

Lou: Uh, hey @. You got that number I asked you to hold on to? Can I get that from you?

@: No.

Lou: OK... now.

@: No.

Lou: Then... Can I have four beers?

So maybe Drunk Lou can't outsmart @, but Drunk Lou can definitely outsmart Sober Lou.

I hate it when that happens.