I am shamefully uninspired this week. But this game is always fun. Let's see what Google searches are bringing up A View from the Park these days…
On the left is the search term, on the right is my signature, hilariously poignant commentary...
park lighter - pyrotechnics ?
hilarious things to do - I DO do hilarious things…
old fashioned countdown - as opposed to those new fangled countdowns
match.com losers - Apparently I am one?
oasis hummus - The best… and not widely represented on the Web.
"25 most memorable bathing suit moments" - I swear I never wrote this phrase.
"anger blackouts" - I don’t remember writing about anger-induced blackouts, but perhaps that’s the point.
"backpacking in africa" + "recipes" - remember the time I backpacked through Africa. No? Me neither, but it might have been during an angry blackout.
"running makes me angry" - Hell yeah it does. Like so angry I blackout.
(rich women looking for future husband)dating sites - Hmmm… sorry No sugar mamas here.
a book called: the best dog ever - that sounds like a great book that I may have written during one of my infamous blackouts
a mind is a beautiful thing to waste - ‘tis.
body crave hummus - Yes it does. File under "great blog titles to use someday in the future when I inevitably write about hummus... again." That's a long file name.
camo beer cozy - Everyone needs one.
can i listen to music during the chicago shamrock shuffle? - no not technically, not on an iPod anyway. But we all do… shhhhh… don’t tell the race organizers.
coke is good with pizza - What kind of “coke” are we talking about?
eat like me spray butter - Yeah Spray Butter. Eat like me. Go on. Give it a try.
find rich men new york city - Is that a challenge?
focused chaos - Focused? Not really.
french toast suffle - What the hell is “suffle?”